Dont you dare! I know you horned devil!

Realistic outdoor camera footage in a small countryside yard. An old man in a winter jacket and fur hat is carrying a bucket to the gate. As he opens it a big goat suddenly appears and stares at him. The old man says loudly: Dont you dare! I know you horned devil! The goat stomps its hoof the man puts the bucket in front like a shield. Theres a few seconds of silence then the goat suddenly charges! The old man jumps aside grabs a broom and starts swinging it like a sword shouting: Take that you maniac! The goat and the old man engage in a ridiculous battle until the goat finally backs off. The man out of breath wipes his forehead and mutters: And they said retirement would be peaceful Realistic lighting natural animal movement slight camera shake looks like a funny real-life viral clip from a countryside security camera.,